tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7786172069249358212012-01-18T01:41:45.235+02:00-= Umorul este cea mai mare binecuvantare a omenirii =-LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-17261339781887477562012-01-18T01:40:00.001+02:002012-01-18T01:41:45.244+02:00!!!!!! EXISTA DOAR SUBSTANTIVUL "TIGARE" - SPECIAL PT DEEA !!!!!!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-1726133978188747756?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-8335581951088507852008-12-18T13:20:00.001+02:002008-12-18T13:22:09.207+02:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dH6vGv-ARDs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dH6vGv-ARDs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-833558195108850785?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-22231985545131193152008-12-11T00:03:00.007+02:002008-12-11T00:23:20.792+02:00Oare ?<br /><a href=http://www.filebox.ro/image.php?key=7cbcb98217aa371258172c2c03913188 target=_blank><img border=0 src=http://imageserver0.filebox.ro/ethumbnail2.php?key=7cbcb98217aa371258172c2c03913188 /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-2223198554513119315?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-65179031382370255642008-12-10T15:56:00.000+02:002008-12-10T15:57:04.808+02:00Asta da ghinion ...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-wfilU1EdEQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-wfilU1EdEQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-6517903138237025564?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-28548560298413917632008-12-08T15:06:00.003+02:002008-12-08T15:11:57.979+02:00#1 <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6iauyfJaJtI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6iauyfJaJtI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />#2 <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-LVmVHitV6o&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-LVmVHitV6o&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />#3<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EnOZyMwJH_s&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EnOZyMwJH_s&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />#4<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A8EOjQ3o6ro&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A8EOjQ3o6ro&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />#5<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_jlg77u9QWc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_jlg77u9QWc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-2854856029841391763?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-38070310036511318932008-12-08T14:48:00.000+02:002008-12-08T14:50:26.488+02:00Primul episod...o mica introducere...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TZXr44G25po&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TZXr44G25po&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-3807031003651131893?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-1362734246427358072008-12-06T03:33:00.003+02:002008-12-06T03:45:53.568+02:00Portia zilnica de ras <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P4vanPtzJFo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P4vanPtzJFo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Prietenul la nevoie se cunoste.. priviti !<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tuh8hp_OqBw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tuh8hp_OqBw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Iar la final...ceva de neintzeles ...<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/msEHxTrctGQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/msEHxTrctGQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-136273424642735807?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-45167278155079142572008-12-05T18:28:00.005+02:002008-12-05T19:02:40.630+02:00Cantareata Anca Parghel, care suferea de cancer ovarian, a incetat din viata vineri dimineata la spitalul din Timisoara, informeaza Realitatea TV. <br /><br />Anca Parghel s-a nascut in 1957 la Campulung Moldovenesc. A absolvit Conservatorul din Iasi si este una dintre cele mai cunoscute cantarete de jazz din Romania.<br /><br />A cantat alaturi de muzicieni romani cunoscuti precum Johnny Raducanu, Mircea Tiberian, Garbis Dedeian, dar si cu nume celebre din jazz-ul mondial (Billy Hart, Archie Shepp, Larry Coryell, Jean-Louis Rassinfosse, Phillipp Catherine, Marc Levine, Claudio Roditi, Thomas Stanko, Ricardo Del Fra, Stephane Galland, Jon Hendricks Band si Klaus Ignatzek).<br /><br />Printre albumele inregistrate de-a lungul carierei se numara: Tinerii danseaza (1986), Soul, My Secret Place (1987), Magic Bird, cu Mircea Tiberian (1988), Ron und Tania (1991), Is That So? (1992), Airballoon, Beautiful Colours, Carpathian Colours (1994), Jazz, My Secret Soul (1994), Indian Princess (1995), Midnight Prayer (1996), Primal Sound (1999).<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GKtpYNHaFHI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GKtpYNHaFHI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />NU a uitat sa zambeasca nici atunci cand viata a pus-o la grea incercare.<br />Odihneasca-se in pace !<br /><br /><br />Sursa <a href="http://www.hotnews.ro/stiri-esential-5219323-anca-parghel-incetat-din-viata.htm">HotNews</a> .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-4516727815507914257?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-25658272974749266772008-12-04T21:31:00.002+02:002008-12-04T21:31:54.906+02:00Ion vede pe soacra sa mergand cu bicicleta:<br />- Unde mergi mama draga?<br />- La cimitir.<br />- Si cine aduce inapoi bicicleta?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-2565827297474926677?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-47953743053024403182008-12-04T03:12:00.005+02:002008-12-04T03:17:55.050+02:00Doua intrebari de etica :<br /><br />1. Prima intrebare:<br />Sa presupunem ca stii o femeie insarcinata care deja are 8 copii. Trei dintre ei sunt surzi, doi sunt orbi si unul este dezechilibret mintal. Femeia are sifilis.<br />Ai sfatui-o sa faca un avort?<br /><br />*****<br /><br />2. A doua intrebare :<br />Este momentul alegerii presedintelui lumii si votul tau va determina cine este alesul.<br />Iata-i pe cei trei candidati:<br /><br />Candidatul A are legaturi cu politicieni corupti si crede in astrologie. A avut doua amante. Fumeaza ca o locomotiva si bea 8 pana la 10 pahare pe zi.<br /><br />Candidatul B a fost concediat de doua ori, doarme pana dupa pranz, in facultate se droga si bea un sfert de litru de whiscay in fiecare noapte.<br /><br />Candidatul C este un medaliat si un erou de razboi. Este un vegetarian convins, consuma doar bere si asta ocazional si nu a avut nici o data legaturi extraconjugale.<br /><br />Dintre acesti trei candidati, pe care la-ai alege (sincer)? Alege, nu trisa si citeste raspunsul de mai jos.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Candidatul A este Franklin D. Roosevelt.<br /><br />Candidatul B este Winston Churchill.<br /><br />Candidatul C este Adolf Hitler. ...<br /><br />Trebuie sa fii intotdeauna atent cu cei care traiesc prea ..sanatos !!!<br /><br />Apropo, daca la intrebarea despre avort ai raspuns afirmativ, tocmai l-ai omorat pe Beethoven!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-4795374305302440318?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-46990048826918480532008-12-04T03:04:00.003+02:002008-12-04T03:07:06.224+02:00NU incercati asa ceva acasa <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rBudQ94I0HI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rBudQ94I0HI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Si partea a 2-a ....<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qeB_omQ5kss&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qeB_omQ5kss&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-4699004882691848053?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-91176433086015102242008-12-04T00:11:00.001+02:002008-12-04T00:12:30.364+02:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yDflpuZyR4s&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yDflpuZyR4s&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Se pare ca reporterita consumase ceva "substante" inainte...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-9117643308601510224?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-84766190176919229612008-12-03T17:30:00.002+02:002008-12-03T17:33:03.160+02:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9DW_jvxbDQs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9DW_jvxbDQs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Daca mai sunt persoane care nu au vizionat acest filmulet, cred ca este timpul sa o faca !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-8476619017691922961?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-51363022543426667062008-12-03T16:20:00.015+02:002008-12-03T20:58:18.763+02:00<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.trilulilu.ro/embed-audio/smardoi/067e4d948b323e"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">show_067e4d948b323e(400, 46);</script><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/audio/Haioase" title="Haioase"> </a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;(204, 0, 0);">Luati aminte fetelor.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-5136302254342666706?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778617206924935821.post-68443750329911376022008-12-03T15:50:00.006+02:002008-12-03T16:16:53.175+02:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iMyNDzv5Xvs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iMyNDzv5Xvs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Direct de la <a href="http://bloguluteo.wordpress.com">sursa</a> !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778617206924935821-6844375032991137602?l=umoru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LeoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075764953292609178noreply@blogger.com0